Dreamhack

Anon is currently on Dreamhack, so Chanblog - Anon will not be updated for some time, sorry for the circumstances.

Anon has travelled a LONG way, just to attend the world's largest digital festival: Dreamhack!

Minor updates

The layout of Chanblog-Anon has been updated a bit, not very much though.

Hope you like the automatic troll that stores all your information on his sign at the main page

Page added

As you maby already have noticed, a new page has been added.
It's a page entirely devoted to the people spending their time at the chan sites.

So if you see an Anonymous behaving strange, you'll know if he(/she) is a newfag, an agingfag or an oldfag.

Agingfag

An "agingfag" is a term that isn't used quite often.
The "agingfag" is a newfag on his(/her) way to transform into an oldfag.

An "agingfag" is defined as follows:

• Tolerates furries
• Has racist/fascist tendencies
• Follows his(/her) instinct
• Hides his(/her) deviant (sexual) tastes
• Has some resistance to:

      Necro
      Gore
      Depravity

• Has some hacking or trolling skills
• Uses old content correctly
• Faces problems IRL
• Does it for the LULZ*
• Can betray his(/her) friends
• Faps to JB** and straight pornographic material
• LOLS occasionally

Newfags:

* LULZ = LOL(S) = Laugh out loud(s)

** JB = Jailbait =  Underage pornography - Older than children in CP They have entered puberty.

Oldfags

The term "oldfag" has already been explained, but it is a subject that has to be explained moar.

[Copypasta (copied and pasted) from "Newfags"]

An "oldfag" is defined as follows:

• Fails @ life 
• Hates furry pornographic materials
• Fascist/racist
• Loves:  

     CP

     Gore

     Depravity 

     Necro

• Takes internet seriously when hacking/trolling (ONLY)
• Illogical
• Corrupt
• Chaotic
• Faps (jerks off) to everything
• Frantic sense of humor
• Produces OC

Newfags

The term "newfag" has already been explained, but it is a subject that has to be explained moar.


A "newfag" is defined as follows:

• Young (0 ->16yo)
• You
• Watches furry pornography
• Claim to be an "oldfag"
• Wants recognition by using tripcodes
• Using emoticons
• Fall for trolls
• You
• Asks for serious advice on irrelevant boards like /b/
• Can't triforce
• When learnt triforce, spams it
• Reposts everything
• Don't come up with OC (Original Content)
• Sage everything
• Don't know the meaning of memes
• Hates CP (Child Pornography)
• Uses 1337speak
• You

U mad?

U mad because Chanblog - Anon isn't updated moar often?
U mad because you want to read moar interesting material @ Chanblog - Anon?

I'm sorry for your anger. But unlike you (probably an Anonymous) I have a life apart from the chan-world (half joke).

Don't worry, Chanblog - Anon is checked every day (with some exceptions on weekends) and if a comment is posted, it will be replied quick.


Newfag's info:

"Moar" = "More"
"U mad" means "Are you mad for X" X replaced with some kind of situation.