Best of Chan

Chanblog - Anon is currently working on a new website.


It will be called Best of Chan, but the URL will not yet be presented, but it is a simple URL, to make you remember it.


You will be able to upload all your pictures, maybe comment and rate them and so on, everything stored at one site on the net, at Best of Chan.

The site is now under construction, and nobody knows when it will be completed. (Soon, Anon hopes)

Thanks

To all chan users - Thanks!

After publishing the "Treasure Hunt" Chanblog - Anon got a LOT of pageviews, over 1700 views in just five days!

But only +1 subscriber, extra thanks to you!

The Treasure Hunt

The treasure hunt is now ONLINE HERE

Go there and find the treasure, you will find it if you are clever enough

Leave an (anonymous) comment if you managed to solve it.

Anonymous

Something the Anonymous have taken as a symbol of anonymity, is the Guy Fawkes mask. It is a mask used to hide the identity (and the ruined face of the main character called V) in the movie V for Vendetta.

If you see a person, walking around in a Green Man Suit, combined with a costume (and a tie ofcourse!) like nothing, you can draw a conclusion that he has something some kind of connection with the chan sites.

Chanblog - Anon has already defined a chan person, an Anonymous HERE, but not how they look like IRL

If a person is ugly, fat, unwashed and wierd, you know that he hangs around at chan sites.

Food page added

A new page has appeared.

Feeling hungry? Maby even starving after just sitting and doing nothing but to fap to gore?

Visit the new "Food!" page and take a look at all the delicious food listed there.
If you don't drool and drown in your own saliva, hurry up and start cooking!

Chanblog - Anon Updated

Chanblog - Anon has been updated a bit if you haven't noticed it yet.

Just take a look at the background. An old, but good looking picture.

The Treasure Hunt

The so called "Treasure Hunt" is right now being planned.

If you have any suggestion on what the prize should be, please comment this post as soon as possible.

It will probably be an upload on a upload site like megaupload or rapidshare.

Updated Chanblog - Anon

The only thing that has been updated on Chanblog - Anon today, is the layout.
Nothing moar.

Over and out.

The treasure hunt is in sight....

Dreamhack - End

It's the end of Dreamhack Winter 2010, sadly, but true.
Dreamhack is the world's largest digital festival aka world's largest LAN* party.

This year, we @ Dreamhack beat Dreamhack's old world record (in 2007), this year, we had 12 754 devices (most of them were computers) connected to the Local Area Network.





Newfags:
* LAN = Local Area Network

Dreamhack

Anon is currently on Dreamhack, so Chanblog - Anon will not be updated for some time, sorry for the circumstances.

Anon has travelled a LONG way, just to attend the world's largest digital festival: Dreamhack!

Minor updates

The layout of Chanblog-Anon has been updated a bit, not very much though.

Hope you like the automatic troll that stores all your information on his sign at the main page

Page added

As you maby already have noticed, a new page has been added.
It's a page entirely devoted to the people spending their time at the chan sites.

So if you see an Anonymous behaving strange, you'll know if he(/she) is a newfag, an agingfag or an oldfag.

Agingfag

An "agingfag" is a term that isn't used quite often.
The "agingfag" is a newfag on his(/her) way to transform into an oldfag.

An "agingfag" is defined as follows:

• Tolerates furries
• Has racist/fascist tendencies
• Follows his(/her) instinct
• Hides his(/her) deviant (sexual) tastes
• Has some resistance to:

      Necro
      Gore
      Depravity

• Has some hacking or trolling skills
• Uses old content correctly
• Faces problems IRL
• Does it for the LULZ*
• Can betray his(/her) friends
• Faps to JB** and straight pornographic material
• LOLS occasionally

Newfags:

* LULZ = LOL(S) = Laugh out loud(s)

** JB = Jailbait =  Underage pornography - Older than children in CP They have entered puberty.

Oldfags

The term "oldfag" has already been explained, but it is a subject that has to be explained moar.

[Copypasta (copied and pasted) from "Newfags"]

An "oldfag" is defined as follows:

• Fails @ life 
• Hates furry pornographic materials
• Fascist/racist
• Loves:  

     CP

     Gore

     Depravity 

     Necro

• Takes internet seriously when hacking/trolling (ONLY)
• Illogical
• Corrupt
• Chaotic
• Faps (jerks off) to everything
• Frantic sense of humor
• Produces OC

Newfags

The term "newfag" has already been explained, but it is a subject that has to be explained moar.


A "newfag" is defined as follows:

• Young (0 ->16yo)
• You
• Watches furry pornography
• Claim to be an "oldfag"
• Wants recognition by using tripcodes
• Using emoticons
• Fall for trolls
• You
• Asks for serious advice on irrelevant boards like /b/
• Can't triforce
• When learnt triforce, spams it
• Reposts everything
• Don't come up with OC (Original Content)
• Sage everything
• Don't know the meaning of memes
• Hates CP (Child Pornography)
• Uses 1337speak
• You

U mad?

U mad because Chanblog - Anon isn't updated moar often?
U mad because you want to read moar interesting material @ Chanblog - Anon?

I'm sorry for your anger. But unlike you (probably an Anonymous) I have a life apart from the chan-world (half joke).

Don't worry, Chanblog - Anon is checked every day (with some exceptions on weekends) and if a comment is posted, it will be replied quick.


Newfag's info:

"Moar" = "More"
"U mad" means "Are you mad for X" X replaced with some kind of situation.

Chanblog - Anon back

Finally!

Chanblog -Anon will from now on be updated with interesting and usefull information, after a week of... nothing.

Today's updates: Layout, pages and some moar minior fixes.

Minecraft

A game that is pretty well known among the channers in the chan community is the game called "Minecraft".

Minecraft is a sandbox game entirely built in the program language java.

What the term "sandbox game" means is that you are free to build whatever you like, the only thing that can stop you from building anything you would like is your own imagination (and the game & resource limit of course).

Here can you see every single thing you can craft in Minecraft

The creator of Minecraft is called Notch, but in real life, his name is Markus Persson. Minecraft was taken down for some time, and here is the answer, taken from 4chan:

“Minecraft is currently experiencing a stimulation provided by us.

It’s purpose is to send Notch a clear message of how the future of minecraft will turn out unless he gets to work, namely by influencing the amount of sales taking place, due to the attacks.

Start providing your customers with the updates that you promise them.

We have roughly 83,000 bots available, and preserved for this seizure, we could if we wanted to keep this going for weeks, however we have decided to give it a week, and see whether or not your attitude, and commitment will change, we believe it will when money stops rolling in for the time being…

anyhow, no we’re not from roblox, or any other minecraft clone, not to mention none of us have been around 4chan for years, and nor has any real 4channers for that matter, its all newfags now, and has been for quite a few years.”

The fans of the game at 4chan DDoS’d his server and took down his site. The reason for this was that they simply wanted more updates, which they felt they deserved.

Chanblog - Anon frozen

From sunday this week and a few days ahead, Chanblog - Anon will NOT be updated.

The reason for that is that I will not be able to get to a computer and write about chan sites, because of the trip that I will attend.

I'm sorry for the sad news, but feel free to comment while I'm gone, and you'll surely get an answer as soon as I get to a computer.

Update

Just updated the "Protips!" page and the layout of the blog (which in any case, is updated every day)

Off duty

As you probably already have seen, there isn't posts posted every day. This blog takes a lot of time to keep updated every day, that's why some of the posts are shorter than other posts.

The factor affecting the amount of text written in Chanblog - Anon is the time.

There is an aim to keep the blog updated and alive as much as possible, so if you like the content of the blog, feel free to contribute with your own thoughts and suggestions.

Responce

If you add a comment to any of the posts, you can be pretty sure that you will get a answer pretty quick. The maximum waiting time will be some hours. Well... That is if I get access to a computer.

Ideas for Chanblog - Anon

Do YOU have any ideas for this blog? Anything you think has been forgotten and needs to be told here at the blog?

Post a comment (yes, you can be Anonymous, just check the box) and let me know, all suggestions are accepted.

Chan Games

Updated the "Games" post and made a copypasta (copy and pasted) over the content to a brand new page!

“Chan Games” page added!

Chanblog - Anon

As you probably already have seen, the Chanblog – Anon blog uses some word and concepts that usually doesn't exist in the wordlists (Words like "newfag", "oldfag", "meme" and so on). These words will be explained gradually, so don't worry, if you don't understand the information conveyed, please read on and try to understand the whole sentence or paragraph. If you still don’t get it, try to search for the specific word in the search field on the blog, that will most of the time give some relevant results. The usage of different, so called chan words, will expand, that’s why you should read about and search for specific words you don’t understand.

Games

The Anonymous at the chan sites have different games, which they play together. Some of games forces the Anonymous (often with obsessions) to join, games like “If you don’t post in this thread XXX will happen” (XXX replaced with a statement that tells something bad). 

A game often played at chan sites is “You raff you ruse” (With a picture of an Asian person). This means “You laugh you lose” (according to many Anonymous, Asian people speaks like that). This game’s purpose is to get as many Anonymous to laugh as possible by mainly posting funny pictures, but also by writing comments.

“Walk in, see this, what do?” ((Often)With a picture of something abnormal) is a game posted many times on the sites. This game is about telling the OP and the other thread readers how you would react to the situation if you would walk into a room with the abnormal happening at that moment.

“Your face when XXX” (XXX replaced with a statement, riddle, whatever) is a game similar to “Walk in, see this, what do?”, but in this game, your mission is to post a picture of a reaction. This game often has a message to assign to other Anonymous, if the game’s name is “Your face when you realize XXX” (XXX replaced with a (sometimes) smart argument)

“Mindfuck” is a game played at chan sites. The purpose is to look at a picture of something that looks just normal, but in fact, it’s hiding something that makes you surprised once you find it. It’s often written “When you see it you’ll shit bricks”, which means that you will be surprised (there are other variants of that quote, but that’s irrelevant, because there are too many to mention). There are many trolls among the “Mindfuck” pictures and they are created when a newfag wants to post some OC (Original Content). These trolls are just annoying to the Anonymous since the pictures just are showing normal pictures without any hidden surprises.

Lurk around on chan sites, (protip: 4chan /b/) to see if you can find any interesting games.

Updates

Just updated some posts and pages today. Also thought about different features to the blog in the future, expect more interesting and fun materials.
Nothing extra added.

Protips

Protips page added!
A page that will be updated continuously.
It will help you to operate your web browser and chan sites much quicker!

Trolls

A troll is a person who wants to deceive other people by telling false stories, posting "false" pictures, posting bad sites etc. Skeptical lurking people on chan sites often argues that OPs (OP = Original Poster) are trolls, and posts a picture of a troll and has a text that reads “Obvious troll is obvious” in the troll’s thread. A protip is: Don’t feed the troll. The more people who believe them, the more they feel successful, and that is a cancer of all chan sites.

But how do you tell a person is a troll? It’s quite simple with some trolls, but harder with some. The trolls often post comments or pictures that makes it obvious that the OP is a troll. For example: The troll posts a picture of a young girl and says he is a 13 year old girl that wants to post nude pictures of “herself”. The Anonymous gets skeptical. The troll posts a close up picture of two small breasts, a dark picture of a vagina and other blurry pictures. The Anonymous gets more skeptical because none of the pictures shows the face of the girl, and all of the pictures are blurry or difficult to interpret. But finally, an Anonymous finds the proof that the OP is a troll! At the picture of the small breasts he finds a tiny watermark at the bottom of the picture with a logo and a website’s URL. This declares the OP as a troll and everyone will type “sage” in the E-mail address field, which means that you can post in the thread without bumping it, which leads to the death of the thread.

An Hero / An Heroine

Now you're probably thinking that the title is misspelled, and in fact it is, but it's misspelled on purpose.
A 14 year old boy killed himself after his iPod had been stolen. His life was miserable, so he couldn't manage to live anymore. Some of his friends at MySpace accidentally made hundreds of misspelled comments, to honor him, and that's how "An Hero" was born.

If you want to be An Hero and want to be remembered by the chan communities as An real Hero, and not as An fake Hero or be laughed at, you have to do something radical before your suicidal.

Cho Seung-Hui was a 23 year old man, born in South Korea, lived in Virginia, that became An Hero. Cho got on the top of the “high score list” of killing people after carrying out the Virginia Tech massacre (Andrew Kehoe [Bath School disaster] not included). Cho killed 32 (including himself (he made An Hero)) and injured 25 persons.

It's caturday!

Longcat meme

Triforce

"Newfags can't triforce" is a post often seen at chan sites as 4chan.

The definition of a newfag is a newcomer to the site. The newcomer is an uninformed and unexperienced Anonymous, and will over a long time convert into an oldfag. The opposite of "newfag", is "oldfag", an Anonymous that have lurked on chan sites for a long time and obtained experience from different posts and various activities, such as hacking sites, or DDoS'ing persons and web pages.

An oldfag knows how to triforce (shown below), a written meme taken from the video game "Legend of Zelda".

 

"Oldfag's triforce"

 ▲

▲ ▲

"Newfag's triforce"

▲

▲ ▲

Newfags can't just put two spaces before the first triangle they have pasted (/written). (It will result in a Newfag's triforce).

Newfags can't make a "copypasta" of an Oldfag's triforce. (It will result in a Newfag's triforce).

There is a way to post an Oldfag's triforce, but it will not be told here at this blog. Lurk around on different chan sites, and you will, in time, learn how to triforce.

The Game

You lost it.
The Game is a mind game where the goal is to avoid thinking about the game. It's an Anonymous responsibility to announce a loss in the game. Thinking about The Game is considered as a loss.
The goal of The Game is to get every person in the world to play the game. If that happens all players, the whole humanity, will win the game according to some people (it's impossible, and will of course not happen). The origins of The Game are unknown, but there are many theories about where it came from. The theories are so unsure, that's the reason they're not showing up on this blog. One thing to keep in mind is that The Game wasn't born on the internet, it was born IRL.

The Treasure Hunt

"The Treasure Hunt" page added.

A new feature called "The Treasure Hunt" has been added to this blog.
It's a game that will occur sometimes on the site, so be sure to drop by continuously or subscribe to Chanblog - Anon, if you want to attend the event!

Meme

Meme (Pronounced "Meem") is an internet phenomenon created at (or adopted by (se video)) the imageboard /b/ at 4chan. Memes often describes funny, informing, pranking, mathematic (etc.)  occurrences on the internet.

To get a clearer view of the meme phenomenon, look at this youtube clip.

“Some memes you might recognize”, they all come from (4)chan (sites).

“But mom! Where does the meme come from?”

Memes are often born accidental. If a single person tries to force a meme into the system of memes, it’ll probably be called a “forced meme”. Its unlikely that it'll retain its title as a meme. The most popular memes are created when the result of a thread is (very) funny, and the memory of it can be compressed in a picture with just a line (some lines) of text.

The first meme created was the lolcat meme. It consisted of a funny picture of a cat, with a text added at the bottom. A famous lolcat picture is the “I Can Has Cheezburger?”.

Saturdays were declared as “caturdays”, which meant that the Anonymous should post pictures of cats (often memes). But then there came a change,  "From this day forth, every day shall be Caturday" the Anonymous declared, and so it became. Nowadays caturdays mostly occurs at Saturdays, to maintain the old traditions.

Chan sites added

I have now uploaded a bunch of chan sites that me and my Anonymous brothers have worked on, a lot!
Also includes a list of their boards.

Check the new page!

Chan attacks

Chan-sites are brother-sites, they are cooperating with each other.

They just have to inform each other and ask about some help, the results will end up like this:

It can either be like this:

 1.    The people, (that most of the time calls themselves “Anonymous”), will give some backup (aka “blackup” at chan-sites).

Or

 2.    The anons will reply on the so called help-post like this “We are not your personal army”, or “Not Your Personal Army” (NYPA).

The 2^nd option is the one that is the most likely to occur, the reason for that is that the Anonymous often are lazy, and don’t want to help people that needs help IRL. But of course, there are anons that has a golden heart and helps others.

If there is anything big happening (mostly in the internet world) like a raid against a single person or against a company, the chan-sites can be somewhat helpful. All chan-sites have many computer skilled people and they have plenty of skilled hackers.

Chan-sites like 4chan, 7chan, 420chan (and so on) have made some raids. The most common hacks/raids from the chan-sites are the DDoS attacks and prank calls (if that counts as a hack, but obviously a raid).

Examples of hacks/raids:

The Hal Turner attack (2006-2007) – Anons from 4chan and other chan-sites prank called and made DDoS attacks to him and his website. The result of this attack was bandwidth bills that cost him thousands of dollars, according to himself.

The Google Hot Trends attack (2008) – The swastika symbol (卐) (often referred to the ”Nazi symbol”) climbed to the top of Google’s Hot trends list (a compilation of the most popular search terms in the U.S.). This symbol lasted on the list for a several hours, before Google removed the result.

Operation: Payback (2010) – This raid is the latest raid made by any chan-site. In retaliation against the Motion Picture Association of America and the Recording Industry Association of America hiring of Aiplex Software to launch cyberattacks against the torrent site The Pirate Bay,  anons from the chan-site 4chan initiated their own attack. This was made by DDoS’ing all three companies websites, which made the sites go offline, affecting the companies, but also other anti-piracy companies. Another consequence to this raid, was that a file containing about 300 Mb private company emails leaked out on the net and is downloadable at many torrent websites. 

4chan

4chan. Ah lovely 4chan. My blogs will probably be based on the imageboard 4chan, but (see the blogs name) it’s going to reflect on other chan-sites as well.
I want to assign this blog post to 4chan, because (a little bit late, sorry) it has been 4chan’s 7^th birthday! 1okt 2003 – 1okt 2010.
4chan was created by a 15 year old student, Christopher Poole, aka moot, m00t and so on… The first board created on 4chan was /b/, or as many 4chan-lurking people would say: ”random”. I know that some people think that I break two of internet’s rules by posting this information, but I prefer freedom of speech!
You can see which rules I break at the bottom of this blog post.
/b/, or as I mentioned before, “random”, is a board that has no rules, except postage of pictures that globally are prohibited (like children pornography). /b/ stands for about 30% of 4chans internet traffic. You have probably seen different memes, like lolcat, pedobear, or (most likely) been rickrolled on youtube. Wondering where the idea came from? That’s right /b/.

Rules of internet:
1.   Do not talk about /b/

     2.   Do NOT talk about /b/

Well, this doesn't break the rules, according to "oldfags": "Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids"

Chanblog - Anon

This is the new blog for all the chan-sites on the net.

Chanblog-anon is going to inform people about the different forums, the forums that inspires people, the forums that gets more and more famous, the forums that'll change the world.